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Old Dec 05, 2005, 12:18 AM // 00:18   #101
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eyepatch to cover up the bandaid he payed with
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 12:23 AM // 00:23   #102
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MInearals, and they didnt accept tat so he went to the pawn shop and,
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 12:27 AM // 00:27   #103
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pawned his peg leg, which he carved from the finest...
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 12:28 AM // 00:28   #104
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piece of bamboo, he got
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #105
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #106
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a stick of chewing gum and a paper clip. He then realized he was very hungry, so he
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #107
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ate a whole monkey but then,
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #108
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he realized he should've chewed better, b/c
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #109
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he had lil pieces of bone in his teeth so he
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:30 AM // 04:30   #110
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swallowed and pooped all the bones, but then his anus was..
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34   #111
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sore, so he got some
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #112
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Vasaline, and he also applied some on his
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 01:13 PM // 13:13   #113
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breasts, and then SHE realizes that SHE was a female all along, so she pulls out her
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 01:23 PM // 13:23   #114
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04   #115
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about how dumb she was all along while scratching her
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 03:22 PM // 15:22   #116
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saw Brad Pit in the horison
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 05:15 PM // 17:15   #118
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and shot him with a bb gun
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She then started picking her nose when suddenly
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 04:21 AM // 04:21   #120
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